can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

unfollovving:

metaknighty:

cyberthug13:

blurredbynes:

"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"

*slides selfie over the counter* 

This shit is Denied it aint worth nothing

my bad i accidentally gave u my pocket mirror

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(Source: jetbag)


122,959 notes | Reblog | 1 hour ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far


189,736 notes | Reblog | 1 hour ago

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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9,299 notes | Reblog | 1 hour ago

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(Source: fake-mermaid)


111,212 notes | Reblog | 2 hours ago

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

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oh that’s why ok


157,807 notes | Reblog | 4 hours ago
the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture


236,145 notes | Reblog | 4 hours ago

(Source: rnasterbater)


22,801 notes | Reblog | 5 hours ago

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

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procrastination


291,366 notes | Reblog | 5 hours ago

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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121,237 notes | Reblog | 5 hours ago

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan)


422,257 notes | Reblog | 5 hours ago

(Source: chrihyonce)


14,101 notes | Reblog | 6 hours ago

nosdrinker:

you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is

ok do u finger urself


45,164 notes | Reblog | 6 hours ago

junglelad:

jennylewren:

swordedrose:

wickedclothes:

Wraparound Mouse Ring

This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.

I NEED TEN.

Another thing i need. 

Holy wow I want one so bad


43,708 notes | Reblog | 6 hours ago

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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39,613 notes | Reblog | 6 hours ago

(Source: heathledgers)


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